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Here's the news from a different view. Some thing may be the same,
but there are some things you may not have known!
There was a tournement for the GWO World Tag Team ChampionShip. Killer B
and Boom-Dog advanced to the championship match the face Scorpion and 311-Pac.
Boom-Dog tried to Use a tazer on Scorpion, but SpeCial Guest Ref, G-Rod, prevented that. So Killer B tossed another tazer to 311-Pac, who then
turned on Scorpion and used the tazer on him. Killer B & Boom-Dog won the
Tag Titles and along with 311-Pac they formed
311-Pac became the GWO Cruiserweight champion, 'cause the other
cruiserweights didn't show up. Then in the first match, 311 had a hardcore
match with Scorpion. 311 had the match won easy, but the stupid ref awarded
Scorpion the match after claiming that 311 gave up.
Next was the World Heavyweight Championship tournement. G-Rod somehow defeated
Boom-Dog in the first match, and Killer B destroyed that lame Scorpion. The two
winners, G-Rod and Killer B then fought in the Championship Match. Killer B had the
Fudge-Rod right were he wanted him. He was on his way to becoming the first GWO
World Heavyweight Champion. But 311's back-stabbing sister sprayed Killer B in
the face with pepper spray, while Scorpion destracted the gay ref. G-Rod then
pinned the stunned Killer B and became the GWO World Heavyweight Champion.
At the beggining of the night some punk cruiserweight, named Street Dog, came out
running his dang mouth, claiming that he was the "Giant Killer". Hello!!!! This
little punk's got it all Wrong, and 311 came Out to prove it. The two wrestled a
match for the cruiserweight title, but Street Dog was no match for 311-Pac. 311
easily defended hIS strap!
There were two other GAY matches, but nobody cares about that!
Later, that Fudge-packing G-Rod gave up the World Title, claiming that he wanted to
beat Killer B fair and square. Then the stupid punk quit as GWO commisioner.(gay!!)
Then G-Rod walked his sorry tail to the ring to fight Killer B in a Hardcore World
Championship Match. The match ended in a draw when both men knocked one another out
(only because Killer B was tired from G-Rod's boring interviews). Then that no good
G-Rod had the odacity to put Killer B in the Figure Four and injure his knee.
In the final match of the evening, The Outsiderz(311 & Boom-Dog) defended the World
Tag Titles against Wave & Street Dog. With Killer B on the outside(even though he was
on crutches), Wave & Street Dog had there hands full. The match ended when Killer B
nailed Wave with one of the crutches, and Boom-Dog & 311 put a sensational move on
Street Dog. Just after the match ended, Killer B limped into the ring and
Power Bombed Street Dog. Just for good measure!!!!!
GWO Freaky Friday started with The Outsiderz theme music, and The Outsiderz took over.
Some new wrestler made there debut, but who cares. This is our show now!
The OutSiderz came oUt for an interview and announCed that due to a contract
stipulation, Killer B iS the new World Heavyweight Champion. G-Rod then interrupted
The Outsiderz interview and demanded that Killer B sign a rematch for the belt. Killer
B refused, but G-Rod insisted that before the night was over Killer B would indeed
sign a contract. Also during the interview, Killer B named Boom-Dog the #1 contender, and
set up a match between them later that evening.
Later, 311-Pac came to the ring ready to fight G-Rod, but G-Rod didn't come out.
After a few minutes, G-Rod finally made his way to the ring with the help of Killer B
and Boom-Dog(I wonder what happened, because he looked pretty bloody). Somehow G-Rod
managed to win the match. I think the ref was drunk!
Then came the Main Event of the evening! Killer B defended his World Title against
Boom-Dog, and 311-Pac was the special guest ref. After a hard fought 3 seconds, Boom-Dog
tapped out of Killer B's Thumb Hold! The three then began celebrating, but G-Rod came
out and ruined the party. He handcuffed 311 & Boom-Dog, and then speared Killer B.
After the spear, G-Rod put Killer B in the figure four and made him sign the dang contract.
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